Tit-McJesus

I'm Tit McJesus, God of Pornography, which means I'm very well acquainted with most of you.

In addition to my pornography position, I'm also a professional Saviour (as my name might suggest). My rate for saviouring your town/principality/society/world is $200/day. For friends it's $250/day, which is less money as long as it's Opposite Day.

I work hard so that none of my posts have any redeeming value of any kind. My hope is to waste as much of people's time as possible. If you don't look at one of my pieces and fall into despair over the time you lost and will never get back, I consider it a failure. I think I've done a thorough job of sapping any elevating quality out of my gallery, but if you notice that something worthwhile has snuck its way into my work, feel free to comment and let me know as I will want to have it eradicated quickly and ruthlessly.